I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
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I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
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Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
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