Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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