the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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