if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
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Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
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Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I'm too high and old for this...
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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