Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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