we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
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Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
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I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
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I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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