We won't sleep together?
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
...
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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