I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
