do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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