Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
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The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
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I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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