Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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