Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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