You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
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awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
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We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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