It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
whose ass print is on the piano?
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
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