WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.