Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
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Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
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Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.