you guys were way drunker than both of me
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
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My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
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I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"