your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
I can tuck mytits in my pants
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
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he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
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Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
third nipple confirmed
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.