I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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