I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Randomize
