I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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