I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
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look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
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Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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