All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
worst night to have a conscience
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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