i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know