ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
25 People Share How They Got Out Of Their Longest Dry Spell
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
21 People Confess Their Craziest Online Dating Experience
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up