it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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