you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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