who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
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Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
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And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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