how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
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He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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