Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
