problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
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