Soap is not a condiment
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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