Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
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the wall and i were having dominance issues.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
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Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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