i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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