remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Randomize
