I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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