smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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