So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
