so that wasnt chicken after all
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
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