i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
this will be a night to untag.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
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We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
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That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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