her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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