if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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