Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
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is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
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I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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