dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
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he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
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yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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