We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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