I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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