I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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