i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Acid is not a monday night drug
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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