I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
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Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
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Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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