By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
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I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
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My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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