All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
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you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
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Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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