Sponge bath it is.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
