please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
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Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
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So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.