doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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