This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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