i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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