she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
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We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Found your dick twin last night
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
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He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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