I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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