Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
please don't ironically join a cult
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