i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
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yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
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I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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