I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I have fence marks all over my body
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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