Why are handjobs necessary in class?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
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What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
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We don't watch enough power rangers
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
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